Valentine's Day is WYSIWYG

I am going to be telling some of my gritty kitty love-life to the lonely.

WYSIWYG @ PS 122
Worst. Sex. Ever.
The WYSIWYG Talent Show Celebrates
TWO YEARS OF REALLY BAD SEX
with an Anti-Valentine's Day Celebration
Featuring:
Todd Levin (tremble.com)
John "Jonno" D'Addario ( jonno.com and fleshbot.com)
Hanne Blank ( misia.livejournal.com and hanneblank.com)
Greg Walloch ( gregwallochblog.blogspot.com)
Desiree Burch ( mebigyoulittle.blogspot.com)
The Assimilated Negro ( theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com)
Audacia Ray ( wakingvixen.com)
Emily Deprang ( pigeoninthesun.blogspot.com)
With music from dj:ayden (thebutchcaucus.blogspot.com)
Tuesday, Febraury 14, at 7:30 p.m. at P.S. 122
150 1st Ave. at East 9th St.
Tickets are $7 — click here to purchase advance tickets

and here are some love lines i freestyled back in 1997

L is for the way you Look like shit
O -oh my God, I can't believe I slept with it
V is Very, Very *boom*-*boom* extra-fat-and-hairy, and ..
E is even more than you weighed when you checked before...

I am super excited to be doing this show, but part of me is pissed at how well known I must be for being perennially alone, and no one thought I might be busy that night. Well, you're right. Eh, feck off.